Pamela Sue-n to be MARRIED!!!

A call I did get, just yesterday,
A dear friend of mine was ringing my way!
The news it beheld made my jaw fully drop,
I nearly peed my pants and had to resort to a mop!
Pamela Sue, engaged to be wed...
The excitement made me nearly fall off the bed!
My mind started racing through the many years past.
For nearly two decades we've planned this, now its here at last!
Escalators and full moon's, a romantic at heart,
When Pam spoke of Taylor it was right from the start.
Taylor, I first met, one snowy December day,
I believe they were "just friends" is what she did say.
Spaghetti, on occasion, I learned had been served,
And I observed a bit more attraction than just what I heard...
Although they met on a basketball court,
They have a lot more in common than simply just sport!
As I have gotten to know him over the last couple years,
Taylor’s love for Pam has erased all my fears.
And now they will wed, before it turns fall,
I do hope I can be there... it would be such a ball.